inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

SHUT UP THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

qoax:

todo me lleva a ticomo si todo lo que existearomas, luz, metales,fueran pequeños barcos que naveganhacia las islas tuyas que me aguardan
-Pablo Neruda, Si tu me olvidas

I knew someone who knew Pablo Neruda’s granddaughter and she said that her grandfather was full of shit and all of his poems were BS

qoax:

todo me lleva a ti
como si todo lo que existe
aromas, luz, metales,
fueran pequeños barcos que navegan
hacia las islas tuyas que me aguardan

-Pablo Neruda, Si tu me olvidas

I knew someone who knew Pablo Neruda’s granddaughter and she said that her grandfather was full of shit and all of his poems were BS

blainebubblebutt:

How any of the actors could act with Jack lying there looking like this is beyond me

I can’t believe they put the medieval equivalent of googly eyes on the dead king

blainebubblebutt:

How any of the actors could act with Jack lying there looking like this is beyond me

I can’t believe they put the medieval equivalent of googly eyes on the dead king

pendletons:

jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a feeling his solution to the mouse problem is genocide 

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a feeling his solution to the mouse problem is genocide 

churchofsterek:

He totally saved himself.

rincewitch:

all-tsun-and-no-dere:

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:


this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

Hahaha incredible
I laugh because it is not an appropriate time to shrieg with rage

lmao

I can’t get over that the fucking graph is upside down on purpose

rincewitch:

all-tsun-and-no-dere:

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

image

this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

Hahaha incredible

I laugh because it is not an appropriate time to shrieg with rage

lmao

I can’t get over that the fucking graph is upside down on purpose

tastefullyoffensive:

[staycheesy]

my parents’ solution to my depression

Title Fight - Blush
9,001 plays

clair-voyant:

"I just want to hear the words you speak.
When I’m not around, what do you think?
Think I’m hopeless, I think I think too much.
Bruised and broken covered up in blush.”

i like bird tweets

i like bird tweets

Straight White Boy Problem #54

straightwhiteboyproblems:

abondonallhopeyewhoenterhere:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

gf laughs at my horrible jokes and i think i am funnier than i really am

is that really a problem though

i was at the grocery store getting ready for a grill out and i was on the phone with her and i asked her “how many hot dogs should i pick up?” she said get 2 packages and i told her ‘wait i cant pick up the hot dogs if they are on fire!!!” and she was crackin up i was like i should be a comedian! but in my heart i knew it was a horrible joke as i went through check out