if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
Chris Pratt is a perfect person
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
the official twitter account for the environmental protection agency’s office of water just posted about being a C-list celebrity in kim k hollywood
omfg this is real
Today I was walking up 45th St by Times Square just eating some ice cream when a stampede of 13 year old girls all rushed past me screaming and they were all chasing after this car that had this guy who looked like King of the Twinks who was blowing kisses out of the window as the car drove off and then the girls started crying and then I noticed they were all wearing shirts that said ‘5 Seconds of Summer’ and that’s how I learned about the newest boy band
"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk
What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably
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I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
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this is a strong independent dog that dont need no man to walk him dog walks itself