you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again
A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend.
and I keep seeing people I went to high school with around NYC
the past is coming up like crazy lately
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
mtvnews that’s not girl power, that’s SHADE. get the fuck…did you not realize that Beyonce has all 17 of the Grammys and the rest have none? C’mon son, do better.
why did someone just use excerpts from the Twilight series?
Dad called and told me to go check the sunset
if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i
you can say the same thing for literally any of the other potential candidates that will be running, it’s kind of unfair to only hold it against her.
So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward
what the fuck
"we can no longer protect you forever."
by Daniel Danger
24x36” five color screenprint.
Thursday 8/21/14: im posting this new print on tumblr, twitter, and instagram. reblog, retweet, or instagram this image with the title and #danieldanger and i, through some very scientific means, will pick one random follower who does this from each service on monday and send them a personalized copy for free. sound good? cool. shameless? yes.