He totally saved himself.
So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?
ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading
Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.
for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:
this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit
I laugh because it is not an appropriate time to shrieg with rage
I can’t get over that the fucking graph is upside down on purpose
"I just want to hear the words you speak.
When I’m not around, what do you think?
Think I’m hopeless, I think I think too much.
Bruised and broken covered up in blush.”
gf laughs at my horrible jokes and i think i am funnier than i really am
is that really a problem though
i was at the grocery store getting ready for a grill out and i was on the phone with her and i asked her “how many hot dogs should i pick up?” she said get 2 packages and i told her ‘wait i cant pick up the hot dogs if they are on fire!!!” and she was crackin up i was like i should be a comedian! but in my heart i knew it was a horrible joke as i went through check out
In the middle of sex, whisper in his ear “there’s power in a king’s blood” then put leeches on his dick
this post is starting to circulate again :)
You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …
the town’s name is dixon
the longer you look at it the funnier it gets
This comic only took me several months.
Devendra Banhart and Ana Kras. The story goes that she was assigned to photograph him and upon their meeting, within the first five minutes, he proposed. They’ve been together ever since.
if that story’s true then
everything I know about life and love is wrong
actually, I’ve thought about it (and looked into it) and everything I know is still true.